Closer.

Okay. Guess who guest-starred on 30 Rock. As a drop-dead gorgeous lesbian.
















*FAINT* For real.

Read the story here.

Stephanie March also headlined the now-cancelled Conviction, reprising her role as SVU's ex-ADA Alexandra Cabot, except now she's the Bureau Chief. Pity the series was cancelled due to poor ratings against Numbers (??), but... at least they resurrected my Cabot! ^__^

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Jack: Human contact is important, Lemon. I can tell from your stress level that you've not been touched in any way for quite some time. Not caressed. Not massaged. Not even groped on the subway. Do you agree that you need someone in your life, Lemon?

Liz: No. I have bigger things to worry about than my personal life.

Jack: I would think that the single woman's biggest worry would be choking to death in her apartment.

30 Rock - "Blind Date"