Damnun absque injuria.

I wish you'd never said a word.

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My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you�re my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine
Stay

Each day is valentine's day

"My Funny Valentine" - Tony Bennett