wai yoo sho laik dat.

sho ai wuz teenkeeng, wai nod mek goot orn dat surjezhun tu blorg laik dis 4 wans? abturoll eet nod sho deef flom de wae pipel hear tok hor. wen quinswae wif mummie tudae wor. bot too pear ob shooz, wan 4 hir, wan 4 mi. shi sae ai dem laik tu bargaen wor. sho nauw wen ai goh baq ai nid tu peq fibe pear ob shooz. haiz. haebi wor. l8r kennot calli arp.

bolling dae. goh bee kuarzi-holi een morneeng den meki's den mi en mummi goh tauwn lor. den cum homm tu orr teel fibe. ded sarndae wor. wut iz niw.

itting ais klim ebridae wor. mummi hez seexti (ai nod blarfeeng) elmun megnermz een de fleedge, it arnteel ai keesiao.

mees ebriwan baq wear eet eez weentur.

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